fuck both the hoes and bros

seerofsarcasm:

FUCK I CAN’T

What was your favorite moment on set if you could pick one highlight?

littlemissmece:

this man i cant even

britishfan221:

fitzherbert-s:

scaredpotter:

shoutout to the people who still post harry potter 15 months after the last film and 5 years after the final book

#after all this time?

finding-a-free-username-is-hard:

When Yahoo try to get in with the Tumblr Famous.

fishingboatproceeds:

How did this get 71,000 notes?!

Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!

scrapingdarknesswithfire:

comparingmeerkats:

comparingmeerkats:

this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days

he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine

Our friend Hayden had to do this so he named it Waffles and breast fed it. Then in started making a clucking noise and shut off so he blamed it on SIDS. RIP Waffles.

geek-supreme:

Dying. They are too cute.

duskyducks:

avatar-addiction:

keasttheleast:

when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin

neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing

i worry about the people on here sometimes

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

i cannot fathom me describing to you how LONG i have waited for this gifset

sluttyoliveoil:

when your friends think they are joking around but it actually hurts your feelings